(abbreviated version)
Q and Bond are walking down a surprisingly long hallway.
Q: James, did you get the wristwatch?
Bond: What wristwatch?
Q: The wristwatch I sent you.
Bond: You sent me a wristwatch?
Q: Yeah, I sent you a wristwatch. It explodes when you hurl it at people.
Bond: It explodes?
Q: Yeah, it explodes.
Bond: You’re telling me it explodes when you hurl it at people?
Q: Yeah. It explodes when you hurl it at people.
M comes out of a doorway and joins them. They continue walking.
Bond: Hey, M, did you know that Q gave me a wristwatch that explodes when you hurl it at people?
M: It explodes when you hurl it at people?
Q: Yeah. And Bond lost it.
Bond: I didn’t lose it. It’s right here. *shows the watch*
Q: Then why did you...never mind.
They reach an office with a big sturdy desk. Bond leans back against it and crosses his legs.
Bond: You know, Oliver Cromwell used to say this about wristwatches.
*this speech goes on for ten minutes*
