Thursday, April 7, 2016

75 word story

Here's a 75 word story I wrote for this writing forum.  The subject is "Outsiders."

Ponyboy

Ponyboy glanced out the window. There were so many new skyscrapers that Tulsa’s art deco skyline was swallowed up.

He glanced down again. No new messages.

Maybe Darry and Sodapop didn’t make it. The sales guy had warned them of the risks, but there was no dissuading Darry.

So here Ponyboy sat, a hundred and fifty years from home, and alone in a way that nobody else on the planet could ever be.

Friday, April 1, 2016

A new project - I'll write your story!

Give me the bones of a story - beginning, middle, end, as much detail as you'd like.  Add character names, plot elements, genre, tone (should the story be serious or funny), etc, whatever you'd like. 


I'll then write your story.  Word count and time frame will depend on how much fun I have with it, but I'll try to have it done in a few days to a week.   


Let's see how this goes. 


(This isn't an April Fool's joke - I really want to do this!)

Sunday, March 27, 2016

New post on Dispatches from Chelandia

The story of Chelandia continues.


Keep Portland Weird - the final chapter


The rumbling had stopped.  People were out in the street with flashlights checking on damage.  It was classified as a minor earthquake, and the news was assuring everyone that it wasn’t the “big one,” even though the epicenter was off the coast.  Still, there was a sense of tension in the air, as everyone checked on their emergency supply kits and finally investigated earthquake insurance. 

“Why’d it stop?”  I asked Dr. Crane.  We were walking to the building site where the original stone talisman had been found.  Dr. Crane’s instruments, the function of which I did not understand, but which whirred and beeped and had flashing lights and looked kind of like the thing the Ghostbusters used to detect paranormal activity, were pointing him to the building site as a potential source where we might find other eldritch souvenirs. 

“That was just Cthulhu rolling over in His sleep, so to speak.  Come, we must get to the building site.”

“Ok, that brings up another question. Why’d you decide to teleport us six blocks from the building site?”

“To avoid suspicion,” Dr. Crane responded as we crossed the intersection of 60th and Belmont.  An easy answer, but I nodded and went with it, because having to walk five blocks was so far down the list of our concerns that it wasn’t actually on the list. 

Patients milled outside the medical center on the south side of the street while a crew checked the old brick structure for damage from the tremor.  There were small cracks in the sidewalk that I wasn’t entirely sure had been there before.  Then again, my mind wasn’t really focused on what was around me right now.  My mind was worried about what was coming. 

The building site was a gaping hole where old trees and a few houses had been razed. At 65th, Belmont was a winding tree-lined path up Mount Tabor, that dormant, forested volcano in the middle of the city that nobody was afraid of.  Yet.

Wait, why’d I think that?  I shook it off.  My brain came up with the strangest things sometimes. 

“You’re wondering if you should be afraid of Mount Tabor,” said Dr. Crane. 

“What?  How?”

“I’m telepathic.  A little.  Sometimes.  It comes and goes.  Anyway, you should.  But not for a good...oh…I’d say thousand years or so.  Ghatanothoa is still quite asleep.”

“The…volcano god?  Is here??  Under one of the most inconsequential calderas in the world?”

“Where would you hide if you wanted to be inconspicuous?”

“Good point,” I said.  Then I shivered, despite the warm weather.  The Pacific Northwest was apparently crawling with Elder Gods who would one day destroy everything.  Madness crawled at the edges of my vision, full of worms, full of terror.  I pushed it away.  I wondered how long I had left before it consumed me. 

It was after 9:00 pm and the building site looked deserted.  A long, rectangular hole had been dug into the hillside, and piers poked out at regular intervals.  Dr. Crane cut a hole in the fence with a knife he pulled out of his satchel.  I wondered why he didn’t just teleport us in there. 

“Do you want me to teleport you into one of those piers by accident?  It’s not a precise science.”

He was a rather inconsistent person, I thought, but still, we were in. 

Dr. Crane’s device pointed us to the southwest corner of the site.  Dr. Crane donned a flashlight headband which he turned on, but it didn’t illuminate anything. 

“Battery dead?” I said, like an idiot. 

“No indeed, Mr. James.  This device is working perfectly.  It illuminates things beyond dimensions that you can see. I have been trained in its use.  You have not.  Thus, you see darkness where I see a whole world.”

The earth shook again.  I dropped into a crouch and held on.  One of the construction piers screeched and started to fall, headed directly for Dr. Crane.  I leaped and tackled him out of the way, just like the movies.  The pier crashed to the ground inches from my head. 

The earth rolled and cracked. A fissure opened nearby, and we scrambled to avoid falling into it.  Above the rumbling, a dread keening could be heard, a wail, somehow beyond hearing but in it, like the crying of the dead.  The wailing became a chant, a warbling call, Ia! Ia! Ia! 

Dr. Crane chanted back at the darkness, words I cannot even begin to transcribe, words in an ancient and terrible language, the tongue of the Elder Gods.  He chanted while the Earth shook, while the keening wail of Ia! Ia! wrapped tentacles around my mind once more. 

The shaking slowed, then stopped.  The ground was fissured and cracked, the distant sound of car alarms, the beginnings of smoke sharp in my nose. 

“What did you do?” I managed, after catching my breath.

“Hit the snooze button, so to speak,” said Dr. Crane.  “It won’t last.  Quick, we need to find that other stone.”

His device pointed us toward a fissure that had opened in the ground, from which a strange light was emanating, a light made of darkness yet fully visible. 

“It’s activated,” said Dr. Crane.  He crouched near the fissure and put a hand in, reaching.  “Aha!”  He pulled out his hand.  A second stone, the same as the one I had given to the Shoggoth, radiated pure darkness, a malevolent light made of colors that weren’t of this world, that didn’t belong here. 

“Ok, but how do I ‘sync’ it with the first one so we can track down the Shoggoth and stop all this?”

Dr. Crane handed me the stone.  It pulled me in a direction. 

“See?  As the one who chanted the incantation, this talisman is guiding you, and only you, to the place where the final ritual must occur – the final joining of the stones and sacrifice that will finally awaken and summon dread Cthulhu.”

“I thought he was already summoned.”

“Don’t be thick.  Cthulhu has been dreaming his dead sleep for eons.  It takes more than a gentle prodding to wake Him.”

I nodded.  I was a little suspicious of all of this – nothing seemed to quite fit together, but Dr. Crane seemed to know what he was talking about.

“Come,” said Dr. Crane, and teleported us.
I found myself staring at a turbulent sea, a strange glow coming from within. Haystack Rock stood silhouetted by lightning flashes, while thunder rolled at strange angles to reality.  Hooded creatures stood in a circle, a strange symbol written in the sand in the middle.  The stone in my hand burned and brightened its terrible colors.  It pulled me toward the circle of hooded figures.  I stumbled in that direction, terror constricting my mind.  Dr. Crane followed behind me.  I focused on the crunch of his footsteps in the sand, something concrete and real, a sound that I could use to keep my mind from flying apart. 

One of the hooded figures turned to me, blackness where his face should be, a blackness I could only see in flashes of lightning.  I stared into the darkness there, petrified, unable to move.  The sea roiled and crashed, lit from within by a sinister glow. 

The Shoggoth raised a black hand and curled a finger, beckoning me forward.  I found myself clutching the second stone in a tight fist, my hand shaking with the effort.  The stone burned there, burned my hand, and I whimpered.  It raised my arm and pulled me forward.  I stumbled toward the circle. 

“The sacrifice begins!  Ia! Ia!  C’thulhu Fhtagn!  It was Dr. Crane’s voice I heard.  “Let the great dark lord rise from His City of R’lyeh, to raze the world and build it anew!”

I stumbled toward the circle, my mind in tatters, whimpering and mewling, the skin on my hand burning from the stone talisman.  The black hood of the Shoggoth enveloped my vision, blocking out the world, an impossible void into which I was forever falling.  I could not call out, could not fight, could not stop myself falling inexorably forward, toward that sinister circle of Shoggoths, with their arcane and horrible symbols and their hideous chanting. 

The sea churned and boiled, and I saw something rise from it, a cracking shudder breaking through arcane dimensions.  A stone tower, its proportions impossible, its angles inconceivable, folding in and back and through itself in ways that M.C. Escher would call confusing, pierced the roiling foam.  A horrible noise, like the crashing down of Heaven itself.  Haystack Rock began to shake itself apart, coming down in a massive rockslide, as the tower rose, breaking through the sea and into the land.  The earth shook, and I lurched forward, pulled by forces I could not understand, kept upright by dark magic.  Suddenly I was lifted off the heaving sand, and I found myself floating toward the circle of Shoggoths. 

I found myself in the middle of the circle, lying prostrate on the sand with my limbs at angles to the symbol drawn there.  The stone rose from my hand and the Shoggoth took it.  I saw the Shoggoth join the two stones together, and a piercing light blinded me.

I could not move.  I swear, dear reader, if I could have stopped the ritual, if I could have killed myself or disrupted the incantations, if I could have destroyed the symbol on the sand, if I could have taken the stones and flung them into the sea, I would have.  You must believe me.  I had no control.  None. 

A silver knife, curved and jagged, flashed in the lightning, held in a Shoggoth’s hand.  It plunged downward, into me, through me, into the sand.  I screamed.  I died. 

And yet, I live.  I live because I am the Symbol.  I am the Symbol and the Sacrifice.  I sit in this impossible stone parapet, overlooking the ruined city of Portland, in my eternal prison cell, and I write this story.  In my head.  Over and over again.  I must tell what happened.  I must.  I look down at the pentagonal scar on my stomach, where they cut out my soul, where my humanity bled out of me, and I am numb.  Dear reader, dear imaginary reader, out there in a reality that now exists only in the shreds of my mind, oh how I miss the world. 

Outside my window, the Old Ones roam streets where once the great and weird people of Portland lived their tiny lives.  I see the ruined face of Portlandia herself, that once great statue, lying prostrate on the ground as if in supplication to the Elder Gods, and I weep.  I weep for you all.  Ia!  Ia!  How I weep…


Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Keep Portland Weird - Part 3


The train let me off a block from my apartment on the eastern fringe of the city.  I clutched Hopley’s journal to my chest along with several other books on arcane languages that I thought might be useful to me.  It was night, and the streetlights were shrouded with the kind of fog that streetlights get shrouded with in stories like these.  It was exactly the kind of night where one might expect a mysterious figure to accost me about the stone artifact on my way home, and in fact, that is precisely what happened. 

“Show me the stone,” said a figure in the shadows.  He was wearing a hooded sweatshirt that said “Miskatonic” on it in collegiate lettering.  I’d heard of the school, shrouded in legend though it was.

“Why?”

The figure moved toward me at an angle that didn’t make sense.  It startled me, and I nearly dropped my books.  Then the figure was in my face, and I realized he didn’t have one.  A face.  The sweatshirt’s hood was a black void, and I felt myself falling into it.  I screamed.  My scream disappeared into the sweatshirt’s hood. 

“Show me the stone,” the figure repeated, the voice coming from somewhere in the blackness. 

I turned and ran.  It was the only thing I could think to do.  I was amazed that it was even possible for me to run.  I thought the creature had me in its thrall, but apparently not.  So I ran.

A train arrived at the station heading in the other direction.  I jumped on it, not daring to look behind me.  Then I dared to look behind me.

A black void.  The creature was right in front of me.  As if it had never changed its position while I ran – just stuck to me like gum in a perm.  It was there.  Waiting.  Silent. 

“Show me the stone,” it said, and grabbed me.  I screamed.  A black whiteness clouded my vision, a color I couldn’t really describe if you asked me to, but it obscured the world for a moment.  When my vision returned, I was back where this had all started, standing on the street corner, the creature in front of me, the void under its hood menacing, cold, empty in the way a grave shouldn’t be. 

“The stone.” 

I shuffled my books under one arm and pulled the stone out with my other hand, the blackness where the figure’s face should be lulling me into hypnotic compliance. 

The figure reached out and took…absorbed…the figure had the stone.  Just like that.  I had no control.  I swear, if this was the moment when I failed, when it all went wrong, when the horror started, just know this. I had no control.

Then the worst thing of all happened.  The voice – I couldn’t stop it.  It said the words.  It said the words on the stone.  Out loud. 

The stars…my god.  What was wrong with the stars?  They started moving.  Overhead.  Forming shapes and patterns.  Was I the only one who noticed?  What awful creatures had the power to move the stars?

Blackness took me.  I wish something more had happened, but what else does the body do when faced with extreme stress and horror but simply let go of consciousness? 

***

“Wake up,” said something very far away.  I swam in darkness, a wet, slithering darkness, a darkness that…

I woke up. 

I was lying on a bed in a concrete room with one dim bulb in the ceiling.  A bearded man stood over me.  He wore a professorial tweed suit and a look of concern on his face from which his brown hair receded as if in fear. 

“Well you’ve done it,” he said. 

“I’ve done what?”  My voice seemed to come from somewhere else, my mouth disconnected from my consciousness.

“You gave the stone away.”

“Well it’s not like I had much of a choice,” I protested as I tried to sit up.  The world swam away from me.  I winced and forced unwilling consciousness to return. 

“If you knew anything about those creatures, and you should, knowing what we do about your background and credentials, you’d have known how to prevent it getting the stone from you.”

“But those…those can’t be real.  Those things exist in lore and legend.  Ancient legend, only scraps of which still exist today.”

“You’re telling me the thing you saw with your own eyes can’t be real?”  The man reached over and handed me a glass of what I could only hope was water.  I sipped it, then drank it down, my mouth a desert.

“I’m telling you…”  But I wasn’t sure what I was telling him.  “I’m not sure what I’m telling you.”

“That you’re useless and stupid?”

“Hey…” 

“Very eloquently put, Mr. James.”  The sarcasm dripped off the man like ichor. 

He did have a point – I had just given the creature the stone.  I was useless and stupid.

“Who are you, anyway?”  I asked.

“I am Professor Erik Crane, most recently of Miskatonic University’s archaeology department.  We look for things like the stone you lost for us.  Such items – artifacts belonging to the Old Ones and the Deep Ones and even great Cthulhu Himself – have a peculiar quantum signal that is slightly out of phase with the rest of the known universe.  That’s a gross oversimplification, of course, but the point is that over the past few decades we’ve developed methods to track down these artifacts and gather them for safekeeping in the University’s secure vault.”

Crane’s utterance of the name of that dread god of R’lyeh – He Who Lays dead but dreaming in his impossible fortress of nightmares under the sea – sent such shivers through me I worried my spine might spontaneously detach and run away.  I had studied the Old Ones, of course, through the writings of Lovecraft and others, but always with the understanding that these were legends, myths, clever fictions at best.  To now be faced with the reality…therein lay true madness.  Still, asking the professor to repeat himself, to confirm, to reassure me that what he’d told me was indeed true – that seemed a waste of time.  I let the knowledge wrap scaly tentacles around my mind, let it settle there, resisted the urge to rip my own head off my body and hurl it at the man. 

“H….”  Words.  I needed words.  I blinked at Dr. Crane.

“I can only assume you are about to ask how you can help me, Mr. James.  And in fact, you can.” 

He handed me Copley’s journal.  I blinked at it.  My mind was full of tentacles and static. 

“We don’t have much time, Mr. James.  Please come to your senses.”

I shook my head from side to side, slapped myself in the face, and let out a barbaric yawp.  I blinked at Dr. Crane again and nodded slowly. 

“I think…I think I have my senses.”

“Excellent news.  Now.  Please turn to the page with the etching of the stone.”

I did so.  There was the symbol…the symbol of something I now knew to be as real as the sun, as real as the mattress upon which I was perched, as real as the mustache on Dr. Crane’s face.  Ia! Ia!  The chant came unbidden to mind. 

“Tell me, Mr. James.”

“You know I also have a couple of doctorates, so… you can call me Dr. James.  If you, you know, want to.”

“Is that so?  Tell me, Mr. James, what Mr. Copley’s notes say about how to stop the Shoggoth that stole the stone from you.”

“That was a Shoggoth? I…I don’t know. I expected more tentacles.”

“Evolution, Mr. James.”

“Yes.  Well, ok…according to Copley’s journal, I have to …find another stone to …sync with the stone that was stolen, and I can use the second stone to find the first one?  Sounds too easy.”

“Keep reading.”

“Ah,” I said, furrowing my brow.  “I see.  Then I have to find the first stone, throw it into the ocean, and say the incantation backward while facing away from the water.”

“And if you get the backwards incantation wrong?”

“It would be bad.”

“You should have thought of that before you said the incantation,” said Dr. Crane.

“I didn’t say that.  The Shoggoth said it.”

“The Shoggoth made you say the incantation, my friend,” said Dr. Crane.

I remembered now.  The void in the hooded sweatshirt…it had engulfed me…had pried my mouth open…had taken control of my lips.  Had made it seem like the creature was saying the words, but in fact…it was me.  I had said the incantation. 

My mind began to crack.  I whimpered.  I mewled.  But before I could get too far into my psychotic break, we were interrupted by a low rumble from outside.

“It has started,” said Dr. Crane.

“What has?”  I managed. 

“The ascension.  That Shoggoth was the key to unlocking something much, much worse.  A dread force that lives now…lives now…”  The way he said “lives” filled me with a kind of terror that I cannot, even now, after all that has happened, begin to describe, “that lives now underneath the Cascadia Subduction Zone.”

“The…fault line that’s supposed to destroy half of the West Coast when it blows?”

“The very same!  And through arcane means that no human can possibly understand, under the fault line lies R’lyeh itself, and it is beginning to rise.  And with it…with it comes dread Cthulhu, the greatest and most terrible of the Elder Gods.  The stars are right once more, my dear Mr. James, thanks to your incantation, and Cthulhu wakes from his horrible slumber and begins to rise!” 

I think I screamed.  The earth shook.  Dr. Crane grabbed my arm, chanted something, and I found myself somewhere else.