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Inspiring words from a legend

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Last night, Neil Gaiman himself took a few milliseconds out of his day to respond to a tweet I sent him.  His response - three simple words, "Just keep going."

No kidding, no snark, dead serious - this meant something to me. 


What You Most Dread

Tonight I used a prompt from my 10 year old nephew as a way to flex my writing muscles in preparation for the daunting task I have set myself for my upcoming podcast, Write Sinister, which you can read about at the link. 

 My nephew asked me to write him a story based on the prompt, "What you most dread." This is what I came up with for him.



Dear the rest of the world

Dear everyone else in the world: Most Americans didn't vote for this hideous, racist, incredibly stupid, obstinate, *expletive deleted*, unbelievable jackass. We are SO SORRY that he got elected anyway. We have a very stupid system and we really, really need to kill the electoral college. Please don't judge our country by this hideous orange terrible, terrible person's behavior. We'll fix this. We promise. Just hang in there until then. Please. We're really, really sorry. Sincerely, Most of us.

Write Sinister mission statement

Write Sinister will be a left-handed podcast about writing, the Universe, and everything.

It will focus on writing that deserves the moniker "sinister."

The word "sinister" is historically maligned, but I think it's time to take it back. According to dictionary.com, sinister means "threatening or portending evil, bad, evil, base, or wicked, unfortunate, disastrous, unfavorable."

But it also means "on the left side."

"Sinister" writing "threatens" genre conventions. It is "bad" for conventional thinking. It is "left-handed" while the rest of the world wants to be "right-minded."

Sinister writing breaks boundaries, it challenges the reader, it explores new ideas, and it does so fearlessly.

It is weird, and proud of being weird.

So this podcast is about challenging ourselves to Write Sinister.

I'll take your ideas, prompts, characters, ideas, whatever you have, and try to turn them into stor…

Podcast Progress - It has a Facebook page and a New Idea!

Write Sinister officially exists! On Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/writesinister/

In preparation for the hypothetically imminent launch of this theoretical podcast, please comment here (or on Facebook) with the following:

-A writing prompt.

Give me a genre. Give me a character. Give me a thing, an object, a situation, a scene, a first line, a type of cheese, a small animal, a smell, a specific number of words, a word that I CAN'T use. Give me weird. Give me funny. Give me serious. Give me something you think nobody could possibly make a good story out of.

These prompts from all of you, the ephemeral and not yet listening listeners, will form the basis, the crux, the core, if you will, of this podcast.

I will start writing from your prompts as soon as I receive one that tickles my fancy, and my fancy is fairly easily tickled. And then I'll read your prompt, and my story, on this podcast.

And then maybe I'll challenge all of you to write a story based on that very same p…

Aaron Sorkin writes James Bond

(abbreviated version)

Q and Bond are walking down a surprisingly long hallway.

Q: James, did you get the wristwatch?

Bond: What wristwatch?

Q: The wristwatch I sent you.

Bond: You sent me a wristwatch?

Q: Yeah, I sent you a wristwatch. It explodes when you hurl it at people.

Bond: It explodes?

Q: Yeah, it explodes.

Bond: You’re telling me it explodes when you hurl it at people?

Q: Yeah. It explodes when you hurl it at people.

M comes out of a doorway and joins them. They continue walking.

Bond: Hey, M, did you know that Q gave me a wristwatch that explodes when you hurl it at people?

M: It explodes when you hurl it at people?

Q: Yeah. And Bond lost it.

Bond: I didn’t lose it. It’s right here. *shows the watch*

Q: Then why did you...never mind.

They reach an office with a big sturdy desk. Bond leans back against it and crosses his legs.

Bond: You know, Oliver Cromwell used to say this about wristwatches.

*this speech goes on for ten minutes*

The Adventures of Sapphire, Queen of Cascadia - a scootering adventure blog

Hey, I have rebooted my scootering blog.  It can be found here.  I just traded my Piaggio Fly 150 for a brand new Vespa GTS 300, and I am just having a blast with it.  So, if you're interested in ride reports and scootering adventures, head over there and check it out!