Since apparently nothing else is happening anywhere in the world,

CNN is reporting that there is still nothing to report in the JonBenet Ramsey case.

Really, guys? You couldn't find anything else to put on the front page? Seriously? How's Elian Gonzales doing? Anything new there? What about the Whitewater investigation? OJ's search for the Real Killers? Might as well report that there's nothing to report on those stories, either.

Quality reporting, CNN. That's the kind of thing that makes people sit up and pay attention.