Ok, FGO, you want to butt your homophobic ass into my private life?
Fine then, let's see how you like it when people insult something that's central to your life.
Studies have shown that fundamentalist Christianity is a mental disorder that can be cured through reparative therapy. People who refuse to use their own brains to figure out the world and instead rely on rigid dogma display a dangerous kind of personality disorder that can lead to major psychological problems. But there is hope for people - three easy steps that can lead you to true mental balance:
1) Put down the Bible and step away.
2) Look around at the world and think, "Hey, maybe there's something else here."
3) Open your mind to the possibility that you don't know everything.
Those three steps will lead you one step closer to mental balance, and away from the dangerous mental disorder that is fundamentalist Christianity.
How does that feel, FGO? I just took something that's central to your identity and called it a mental disorder. Do you think that's a fair thing for me to do?
Then leave me the fuck alone.