Now PETA has ruined my chance to bottle feed a tiger cub at the Tulsa State Fair.
Seriously, PETA, you really, really, really need to get the hell over yourselves. People have the right to eat meat, to wear fur, to go to zoos and stare at wild animals, to go to the circus and go "ooh" and "aaah" over unicycle-riding bears, to have fucking cow milk in our ice cream. Sure, there are abuses, and sure, we can reform practices to make these things more humane. Your extremist views, PETA, are doing nothing but making people angry at you. Reel it in, folks. Join the SPCA or the Humane Society, both very good advocates for animal rights.