Sunday, May 24, 2009

Mancow may have been "waterboarded"

But his experience was nothing like the real thing. Someone who has experienced real waterboarding had this harrowing account:

Your body begins to convulse, convinced in the most primitive of reflexes to try to do anything to get more air! You thrash but the ropes and shackles have you completely immobilized. You feel the water hitting your face, as the person on the bench presses down on your diaphragm, forcing what little air you have out, not in. You are now sure that you are going to die, that you are going to drown, not an abstract, but for real, and right now. Your chest buns with the need for more air, your eyes tear under the blindfold as you struggle to get one more breath.

You are no longer a rational human, you are now just a survival machine, ready to beg anyone, do anything to make the pain stop and get just one more breath. The water stops falling on you. You suck air in through your nose and try to suck it in through you mouth. Both bring more water along with the small amount of air you can get. You hear the hose running again and know that this is not over, it is just starting. Your heart is going like a trip hammer, and you are in a state of terror, like nothing you have ever experienced or thought of. You know if and when they ask you something, you will do or say anything, anything to prevent them from doing it again. Then the hands push on your stomach, and the water starts falling again.

You struggle, trying to hold your breath, but the gag reflex kicks in again, and again you become more animal than man as you struggle for breath your body wracked with pain and convulsively struggling to get free to breath.


If what Mancow experienced convinced him that it was torture, then what's this?

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Alright, Sinister readers

Amazon Kindle. Great innovation for reading books and newspapers etc etc, or something you'll never buy because you read books and newspapers and that's good enough? And...GO!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Heartbreaking diary about marriage discrimination

A horrible diary about a man who had to sit in his car in a hospital parking lot and say goodbye to a photograph as his husband died in a hospital room that he wasn't allowed to enter.

Because of marriage discrimination.

This is what right wingers don't get. Marriage discrimination doesn't touch them at all. They can claim to be the righteous ones because they're protecting marriage from the dirty dirty homos. The problem is that if the dirty dirty homos get married, it won't actually affect the right wingers' marriages in the slightest.

But by denying us the right to marry, to be equals, to have the same legal protection for our love that the heterosexual community takes for granted, these bigots cause this to happen. They cause husbands to be denied the right to say goodbye to the one they love. To be forced to sit in a car in a hospital parking lot and say goodbye to a photograph of the one they love.

Marriage discrimination is evil.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Monday loldog

Off work today - parents are in from out of town and we're showing them all the great things about Portland.

funny pictures of dogs with captions
see more dog and puppy pictures

Friday, May 15, 2009

Happy Friday!

I'm a bike commuter now, so here's this:



I like the guy with the bike bumper sticker that says, "My other bike is a bike."

Monday, May 11, 2009